Tonight is gonna be my first time closing in 8 months and I’m doing it as a manager. Me from 8 months ago would be proud

Tonight is gonna be my first time closing in 8 months and I’m doing it as a manager. Me from 8 months ago would be proud

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via sailorsoulsister)

screamingintovaginas:

Be the megalodon you want to see in the world

screamingintovaginas:

She wears short skirts, I’m a 70 foot predator

She’s cheer captain and I’m megalodon

Fun fact: this shirt is the only Doctor Who themed article of clothing that I own.

Fun fact: this shirt is the only Doctor Who themed article of clothing that I own.

Tags: my face

gunpowderandspark:

Ya ever notice how Republicans are like WHAAADAA and Democrats are like BRUUUMMMMMM???????????????

Thank you for join politic satire hour dRIVE SAFE

I hate when I need to buy facial cleansers because I cannot make split second definitive answers on anything in my life never mind on what sort of skin I have

I constantly start messages to people that I want to talk to that I met from here but I always end up deleting them bc I’m pretty sure they think I’m annoying

If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio, via akelles)

Day two of ongoing mental/emotional breakdown

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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(via brothasoul)

Am I ugly or slept on

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via blacksupervillain)

tiqachu:

gunpowderandspark:

To the person who left their grief, their sorrow, and their burdens behind in the right trash can, please keep in mind it is Recyclables Only. Abstract Notions of Human Experience have a bin out back.

Thank you for your cooperation.

God I hate when people do that. It’s so rude. >:(

screamingintovaginas:

Here’s my six selfies 2k14 thinggg. I have no clue who to tag so I guess if you’ve been waiting to be tagged to do this this is your official invitation?

(via screamingintovaginas)