Squirting is and always will be my least favorite thing
The lady upstairs has loud sex for like 10 minutes around 10:30 like twice a week
Remember that time I watched Pan’s Labyrinth without any prior knowledge of what it was about
That was such a bad idea
Tomorrow is Friday and the day after is Saturday and that’s the day that unboyfriend gets home
I’m gonna ask Santa for a hysterectomy for Christmas this year.
In general my face bores me. It’s not like, a bad face. I just find it boring.
I actually really don’t like the way my face looks when I smile in pictures
I literally never want to be pregnant.