stayuglystayangry replied to your post: Guess who’s up for a promotion

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pretty  much yes

Guess who’s up for a promotion

Guess who’s up for a promotion

One of my coworkers told me I have a big tongue the other day

One of my coworkers told me I have a big tongue the other day

Tags: my face

Tags: my face

Tags: my face

Tags: my face

She’s bigger every time I see her

She’s bigger every time I see her

Tags: kitten

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Blahh

Bloop

Bloop

I’m literally going to just use this blog as a place to put pictures of me.

I’m literally going to just use this blog as a place to put pictures of me.

I bought a shark necklace and it’s super cute

I bought a shark necklace and it’s super cute

apersonthatsback replied to your post: anonymous asked:Good Lord. Back t…

jenise popped by! hello <3

OMG IT’S JENISE!!!!!!!!!hibjvjkkkjjokkkhhheeeeeelllllloooooo!!

Hi! <3 

infamousnfamous said: people who send vague anons like this are so sad lmao like do they think they’re really that important that someone’s gonna pick apart every recent thing they said to find the one they have a problem with

Yeahhh. I don’t actually especially care about anon opinions of my life.

Anonymous asked: Good Lord. Back the fuck up and reevaluate your life.

I’m really intensely curious to know what this is in regards to. I doubt I’ll ever find out, since I got it sometime in the past three weeks when I wasn’t on tumblr and I’m not planning to be on tumblr again any time soon, but I’m super curious.

Anonymous asked: Don't feel the need to answer this if it's too personal, but what size do you think you'd want to be after you get your reduction?

*shrug* I’m not entirely certain? I just want to go down to a size that’s actually proportionate with the rest of my body. 

yungmethuselah:

Okay, tumblr, I need your help. I ordered 8Tg (a lot) of LOx, that’s liquid oxygen, to be delivered to the moon so I could set it on fire. There was a mix-up; the delivery guys are outside right now unloading 50,000 cases of smoked salmon. One of them wants me to sign this form saying I received my delivery and the items were undamaged. I don’t think any of the fish is broken, but it’s not what I ordered. I’ve verified my confirmation email says “LOx - liquid oxygen PN43738.” I didn’t fuck up, they did. I called the company and they said they’ll give me a refund but I still need to sign the form. I can’t refuse delivery because the guys with the truck are third-party contractors and don’t have their own warehouse, so basically they’ll be stuck driving around with the fish. Do I sign the form, or..?

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